I think this training stuff is a bit too easy. Mother-person started me off with a 'clicker'. She made a noise with this little gadget and then gave me a treat straight away - a piece of really smelly, well-aged vienna sausage! Yum! And she did that lots of times!

Then she stopped and I looked at her for a bit, and then I got bored, so I sat and she did it again. I had to get up to get the treat - why couldn't she just give it to me?

I got bored again and sat down - and she clicked again! And I got another treat!

Then I realised - if I sat, I could make her click and give me a treat! And it works - every time! Boy, is she stupid!